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Peter |
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Tirsdag d. 23. januar 2007 10:35:21 |
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prbrcr@mail.dk |
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Hej du gamle. Det er god læsning! |
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Nysten |
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Onsdag d. 17. januar 2007 10:50:51 |
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morten@vvscomfort.dk |
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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons." "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." |
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Morten Nysten |
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Onsdag d. 17. januar 2007 10:49:11 |
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morten@vvscomfort.dk |
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Gunnar gik tur i parken og henvendte sig til en politibetjent og sagde: 'jeg er ikke beruset , men jeg er sikker på jeg så en enkelt af statuerne bevæge sig' Det er ikke statuer frue , det er kommunalarbejdere |
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Morten Nysten |
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Onsdag d. 17. januar 2007 10:47:22 |
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morten@vvscomfort.dk |
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Peter: "Far er det sandt, at i dele af Afrika kender manden først konen, når de er gift? Far(Gunnar): "Det sker over hele jorden min søn". |
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Peter |
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Torsdag d. 11. januar 2007 22:38:03 |
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Dear Sir, I write this note to you to tell you of my plight. For at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight. My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly grey. And I write this note to say why Paddy's not at work today. Whilst working on the fourteenth floor,some bricks I had to clear. To throw them down from such a height was not a good idea. The foreman wasn't very pleased, the bloody awkward sod, He said I had to cart them down the ladders in my hod. Now clearing all these bricks by hand, it was so very slow, So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below. But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see That a barrel full of building bricks was heavier than me. And so when I untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead I shot up like a rocket till to my dismay I found That half way up I met the bloody barrel coming down. Well the barrel broke my shoulder, as to the ground it sped, And when I reached the top I banged the pulley with my head I clung on tightly, numb with shock, from this almighty blow, And the barrel spilled out half the bricks, fourteen floors below. Now when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor I then outweighed the barrel and so started down once more Still clinging tightly to the rope, my body racked with pain, When half way down, I met the bloody barrel once again. The force of this collision, half way up the office block Caused multiple abrasions and a nasty state of shock. Still clinging tightly to the rope I fell towards the ground, And I landed on the broken bricks the barrel scattered round. I lay there groaning on the ground I thought I'd passed the worst, But the barrel hit the pulley wheel, and then the bottom burst. A shower of bricks rained down on me, I hadn't got a hope, As I lay there bleeding on the ground, I let go the bloody rope. The barrel then being heavier then started down once more And landed right across me as I lay upon the floor. It broke three ribs, and my left arm, and I can only say That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today. |
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Peter der vil se billeder af vognen! |
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Fredag d. 5. januar 2007 13:30:35 |
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Den har du |
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Hvor bliver de billeder af? |
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Billeder |
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Onsdag d. 3. januar 2007 21:07:37 |
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Billeder@foto.dk |
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Billeder af campingvognen????? |
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Peter/spørge-Jørgen |
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Onsdag d. 3. januar 2007 15:46:30 |
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prbrcr@spørg.dk |
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Kan man se nogle billeder af campingvognen, altså den der Hymer? Og henvis nu ikke til billderne fra Midtvejs hjemmeside. Jeg går ud fra i har fotograferet Jeres nye vogn. |
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Den gamle mand selv |
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Tirsdag d. 2. januar 2007 16:41:21 |
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Afstemningen er lavet og kan findes under "I RYGELOKALET/AFSTEMNING". Venlig hilsen Gunnar |
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Peter Rasmussen |
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Tirsdag d. 2. januar 2007 07:22:19 |
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prbrcr@mail.dk |
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Godt Nytår. En lille opfordring, jeg syns du skal lave en afstemning der gælder DE HVIIES oprykning. Simpelt Rykker de op eller ej? |
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